fruk-this:

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

woah i didnt know excuse me was bad i always like did it to be polite.

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Assassin’s Creed Unity - Cosplay in Paris

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cosplaysleepeatplay:

METAL GEAR SOLID | Cosplayer: Rick Boer | Photographer: Cynthia Veekens

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WARNING: DO NOT BUY THIS DOG FOOD

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

loudblackram:

plushestrumpest:

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DO NOT BUY THIS BRAND.

Pedigree is on a nationwide recall.

Pedigree made my 6 month old puppy too ill to eat anything for days.

If you have this brand please toss it and buy Purina, Science Diet, or Blue.

Please do not feed this to you animals.

Do not buy this brand.

It’s true

Reblogging to let any of my friends on here who are dog owners know this…

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eurotrottest:

odditymall:

The Defender is a pepper spray that when sprayed takes a picture of the person you’re spraying and sends it the police along with your GPS location, user information, as well as flashing a bright light in the attackers face and emitting a loud alarm.

—->http://odditymall.com/pepper-spray-that-takes-a-picture-and-alerts-the-police

BRUH

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captainarlert:

licklucifer:

iplemons:

euphoricechoes:

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH OH MY GOD AAAGH I CANNOT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

I’M CRYING

join tumblr

NO

captainarlert:

licklucifer:

iplemons:

euphoricechoes:

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH OH MY GOD AAAGH I CANNOT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

I’M CRYING

join tumblr

NO

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THE “METAL GEAR COLLECTION” IS LITERALLY A FUCKING CLOTHING LINE

raidenbutt:

durbikins:

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They’re doing a fucking runway show at TGS
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This is too surreal.

who else thought it was another legacy collection/HD collection o/

Kojima trolls again



homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

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